question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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