It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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