Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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