what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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