i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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