Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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