well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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