i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
did i walk over a car last night?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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