My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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