Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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