i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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