Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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