I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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