I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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