you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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