Nicole vs. Life
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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