D3 body, D1 cock
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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