either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we're making bets on your personal life
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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