ugly people sure do ruin things
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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