i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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