Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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