Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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