About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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