How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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