New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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