what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Randomize
