Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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