Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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