I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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