I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The feeling are messing with the penis
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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