yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I deserve this hangover.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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