Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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