Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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