I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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