eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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