I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I love you.
Bad choice
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