I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
