I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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