My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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