do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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