So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
