You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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