Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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