sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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