I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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