sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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