How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
