I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
