Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
