On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Sext me about skeletons
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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