If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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