if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Randomize
